A man and his wife were in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say?"
The man sat for...... a while contemplating... the slowly rose."Your honour, if I put my ATM card into the cash dispensing machine and the cash comes out... whose cash is it? .... The machine's or mine?" 
Judge:
Wife:
Man:
Wife:
Man:
